With A Toaster..

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  1. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    my toaster broke up with me.. is there a site i can find a new one?
     
    morrow, Jun 8, 2017
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  3. Scratched

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    I've got one you can warm your bread with.
     
    Scratched, Jun 8, 2017
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  5. riverman18

    riverman18 solid gold brass

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    my dog is full of toasters
     
    riverman18, Jun 10, 2017
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  7. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    She's Got An "Ass" Like A 10 Year Old Toaster..... :D

    And Trust Me That Would Be Far From A Welcome Compliment......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Jun 10, 2017
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  9. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Would it be ok to get a toaster for someone else?

    Cheers morrow
     
    morrow, Jun 11, 2017
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  11. Pete's Draggin'

    Pete's Draggin' Visitor

    I just turned 16 years old, and my mom said she won't let me breast feed from her anymore while holding her toaster.



    Tsk!
     
    Pete's Draggin', Jul 20, 2017
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  13. ahsorandy

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    I can't spare my toaster, but, I could hook you up with a used flame thrower.
     
    ahsorandy, Jul 20, 2017
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  15. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    But how is her toast? :D
     
    morrow, Jul 20, 2017
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  17. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    What kind of bread is stuck in your toaster right now?
     
    deleted, Jul 20, 2017
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  19. Pete's Draggin'

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    Pete's Draggin', Jul 21, 2017
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  21. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    How Long Can You Go Without Toast....???... :bigcry:



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Jul 21, 2017
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  23. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Y'just KNOW it's time to sort y'life out,when;

    y've just returned from several weeks on a drilling platform in the North Sea,where you spent your 'off' time arguing...

    ....with a toaster!
     
    puggybear, Jul 23, 2017
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  25. Pete's Draggin'

    Pete's Draggin' Visitor

    Does anyone think about having sex while making breakfast.......using a toaster?


    [​IMG]
     
    Pete's Draggin', Jul 28, 2017
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  27. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    Making toast...... with a toaster
     
    6-eyed shaman, Jul 28, 2017
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  29. Pete's Draggin'

    Pete's Draggin' Visitor

    How Long Did You Wait To Fart In Front Of Your......Toaster





    Beat you to it GG!
     
    Pete's Draggin', Aug 1, 2017
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  31. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Indeed You Did......But I'm Lurking In The Shadows.....There Will Be A Next Time LN......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Aug 1, 2017
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  33. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Black people don't ski with a toaster
     
    Asmodean, Aug 1, 2017
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  35. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    I love to eat toast when I've seen someone else use the toaster..
     
    morrow, Aug 2, 2017
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  37. ahsorandy

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    Eating breakfast now... with toast of course.
     
    ahsorandy, Aug 3, 2017
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  39. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    How big is your toaster, ?
     
    morrow, Aug 4, 2017
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