With A Toaster..

Now in all the best shops,my new advice book,containing tips like "How to drink to a friend's health,with a toaster"

 

Buy one get one free toaster! Bogof toaster!

 

White Bread Sodomize Handicapped Toaster..

 

How Do You Feel About Simultaneous Toasting With Toasters. ?

 

Wearing A Toaster When You Are Not A Native Piece Of Toast..

 

I'm Walking In A Winter Wonderland With Lucy Goosey And Her Pet Toaster......



Cheers Glen.

 

Slipped down the slope, and landed on my toaster!

 

I found it very easy to heat my garage just by mixing a litre of petrol with a toaster!

 

Women Needing Tips On Toasting And Orgasm Denial.....WTF..??....



Cheers Glen.

 

Try and Guess What The Next Forumer Is Going To Toast.....



Cheers Glen.

 

420 Toasterfield Lane.....Toasted.....Baked.....It's All The Same Just A Different Type Of Smoke...



Cheers Glen.

 

Here I Am Standing In My Kitchen Watching Rain Falling And Making Toast With My Toaster......

How Original Is That...???...



Cheers Glen.

 

12 (or 17) reasons why I toast this song!!!

 

such a toast! but I'm tired!

keep up the toastin'

what the toast??! (oh i'm gonna use that one. haha)

 

wait!

she ain't got the time to toast

 

she leaves the pie and always eats her toast

 

Be Honest......Is This Toaster A Virgin Or Has It Seen More Slices Of Bread Than Iv'e Had

Hot Dinners...??...



Cheers Glen.

 

(how much more can I toast this love song!)

the smell of sweet toast in her hair

 

more reasons why i love i love tooooast!!

 

you joining my toast party this early early EARly morning???