Wish me luck, please!!!

awww fillin in for dsk are ya...

 

somebody's got to

 

welp, im off to work.. and i just spilled water on my keyborard, ut it seems to be working fine6465168767123456789876543210

 

have fun shakin your money maker...

 

It was ok.. now i get to go back today at five. woo hoo. im so excited i think ill smoke som poat

 

I wanna stick my head in the dishwasher and push the button......

 

ive kinda done that before. The tank was running, and i opened the front and all this hot ass water comes all over the front of me. It got dead silent and everyone started busting up laughing. this was a coulple of years ago. i had this one week stretch where i did that three times. im such a loser

 

I've opened the door before the damn thing was done a couple times (always when I go in really stoned) and I get soaked. Everyone laughs of course. The worst was when I crawled like halfway into it to clean it out and accidentaly hit the button with my ass. everything started spinning and spraying inches from my head.......

 

you must have a different machine, cuz ours starts when you close the door. and im not talking about the regular door, im talking about the front door, where you open to get a good ass clean of hte thing.

does the racks of dishes on your dishtank slide on a conveyor belt or do you have to push the racks?

 

I have to push them...... we don't have anything that fancy..... I could only wish

 

it was nice when i got to use one.. only for a few months though.

 

did you get fired yet

 

I wish I would get fired

 

I have no funny caption for this, I just think this guy kind of looks like Beavis.....and he's doing dishes in a bathtub......



Anything Death can do, Curious George can do better.....

 

thats what I need. No, not four hands, but a fuckin monkey. Damn, I could have a monkey do my job. Why didn't I think of this sooner?

 

I want beer, and I have none

 

I have wine....but even its out of reach..... I am NOT leaving this chair for any reason