Wish me luck, please!!!

wow i always say big floppy donkey dick it's such a great phrase.

like 'wow, this party's about as fun as a big floppy donkey dick'

 

I have to be a dish goblin tonight because the new one we hired is a dick licker and crys about having to work on Friday nights. Boo fuckin hoo. Why am I the one who's not supposed to have the life.

 

See, im honored to start on a friday night. its my opportunity to show how much shit i can put up with. its gonna be a bitch though.

 

I'm gonna slack off tonight because I don't wanna be there. Its not my job, and I get tired of bein a slave for people. I like my job during the week, but some people are just fuckin pussies and should be shot

 

my job rules...

 

your dishes will get backed up. are you the only one running the tank? itll suck when you close, youll be the last one out of there.

and shroom, you get paid to post on these here mufukin hipforums

 

yes i do...
i have it minimized so when theres a slow point i play on here...

but my job is still hard at times and stressful..

 

Either way, I'll still be the last one out. It probably won't be all that busy, so I'll get some work that I am supposed to do tomorrow night done tonight. Either way, its gonna suck cuz I had shit to do tonight. I got a call last night at 10:30 telling me to come in at 3 instead of 9 this morning. Fuckin bullshit

 

what kind of restaurant do you work at , ganja?

 

a fancy one, one that has a hotel in it. like a 4 star or whatever......I love my maintainence job there, but when I have to fill in for people it pisses me off

 

ok. i was about to say, if you were a cook, id never eat there, considering the stuff you say on here. youd wipe bread on your chode before you made it into a sandwich.

 

im a cook in my spare time...

 

Oh?

 

Yeah, I would so do that to some people

 

that was a lame attempt at a joke that couldnt go any farther cause it really wasnt funny..

 

you suck sometimes

 

yeah im aware...

 

apparently not, cuz you tried but failed at a joke. If you knew you sucked, you would have not made that attempt

 

shroom got pWnT!1!1!11!!!!!!!!!1111111zzzzzzzzzzlolz

 

haha true but umm, yeah, i got nothing witty to say