Wisdom Teef

still no cavities for me nearly 18 years
i hate the cleaning part of the dentist
the fluoride shit and the scratching the teeth part
sucks that i have to go back soon

 

^^^ I'd make brownies if I could eat...

But yeah. Getting your wisdom teeth out is awesome. I feel great, have a script for vicodin, and am eating allll the snack packs I want. I recommend getting your wisdom teeth out for anyone looking for a good time.

 

its not too bad

 

some random persons gonna read this and go attempt to get their wisdom teeth taken out just so they can get painkillers haha

 

My friend's brother got his wisdom teef taked out and he got 30 hydrocodein, the brother used 3 and said he hated them, and threw them out. My friend went out and snatched them up, now I can eat them shits like candy when the bud isn't around... Not to mention they are free ^_^

 

I'd ask for something stronger than vicodin.

 

you can't smoke or eat brownies, but what about bhang? Simmer bud in fatty milk and drink that shit.

 

Yeah, I put some cannabutter into my macaroni and cheese and mashed potatoes. Delicioussss

 

I had mine out about a month ago. I got nitrous, and that was pretty great. When I thought the surgeon was poking my gums to see if I had any feeling left (and I thought, "Hey, I can barely feel him poking me") I realized he had cut away all the gums around the wisdom teeth. I was weirded out just because I thought I should be. During the procedure I wondered if it was weird for them to work on someone who's awake so I stared into the eyes of the surgeon and the assistant the whole time to freak them out. At the end I asked to see the mutilated chunks of teeth that got sawed off. Watching the guy rip them out had been really fucking bizarre (his technique seemed really brutal).
I was thoroughly miserable for the next few days though. When I was buzzed on vicoden I found myself staying up all night and watching Star Trek and anime.
And you can't smoke because the suction can dislodge the blood clots under the stitches and it can be really painful (dry socket, like someone said).

 

Yeah, I woke up twice and just stared at the doctor and he said something along the lines of "YOUR OK, GO BACK TO SLEEP".
My brother got his out the same day as me and he's been eating pizza, chain smoking, he tripped yesterday and he's just been so fucking awesome, it makes me bitter and jealouuusss. I'm siccckkk of mushy food.

 

Man I cant wait to get my teeth pulled!

 

its the time of your life. good drugs to take... legaly. all you can eat ice cream. o to go back and do it again...