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INSTALLING LOVE


CUSTOMER SERVICE REP:
Can you install LOVE?

CUSTOMER:
I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready
to install now. What do I do first?

CS REP:
The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located
your HEART, ma'am?

CUSTOMER:
Yes, I have, but there are several programs running right
now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

CS REP:
What programs are running, ma'am?

CUSTOMER:
Let me see......I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE,
GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

CS REP:
No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE
from your current operating system. It may remain in your
permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other
programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE
with a module of its' own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. How-
ever, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and
RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from
being properly installed. Can you turn those off, ma'am?

CUSTOMER:
I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

CS REP:
My pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke FORGIVE-
NESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until
GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely
erased.

CUSTOMER:
Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself auto-
matically. Is that normal?

CS REP:
Yes, it is. You should receive a message that says it will
reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that
message?

CUSTOMER:
Yes, I do. Is it completely installed?

CS REP:
Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.
You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to
get the upgrades.

CUSTOMER:
Oops......I have an error message already!

CS REP:
What does the message say?

CUSTOMER:
It says, "ERROR 412 -- PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL
COMPONENTS." What does that mean?

CS REP:
Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means
that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS
but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those
complicated programming things, but in nontechnical terms
it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it
can "LOVE" others.

CUSTOMER:
So what should I do?

CS REP:
Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?

CUSTOMER:
Yes, I have it.

CS REP:
Excellent, you are getting good at this!

CUSTOMER:
Thank you.

CS REP:
You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy
them to the "MY HEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC,
SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.
DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and
begin patching any faulty programming. Also you need to
delete SELFCRITICIZE.EXE from all directories, and then
empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is
completely gone and never comes back.

CUSTOMER:
Got it. Wow! My HEART is filling up with really neat files.
SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now, and it
shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.
COM are copying themselves all over my HEART.

CS REP:
Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to
handle it from here. One thing before I go......

CUSTOMER:
Yes?

CS REP:
LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its' various
modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it
with other people, and they will return some really neat
modules back to you.

CUSTOMER:
I will. Thank you for your help!

CS REP:
You're very welcome!

 

^^That was good

 

Ty.. I found it...


And then she found me..

 

hha. I had one but its got to go to the purple crap... BRB,

 

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I WIN arty:

 

Rollerskate ninjas ?

 

Ninja family photo....

 

Hahahaa...I finally found a sparkly one

 

He knows who's been BBAD.......:-0

 

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