Winner

smokes and looks at ass.

 

Im impressed..

 

sweet keyra is hot

her ass is just really nice looking

 

me too then another pic of her ass

 

Coyote was traveling up the river when he saw five mallard ducks girls swimming on the other side. He hid himself in the bushes and became aroused right away. Then he thought out a plan to satisfy himself.
Coyote lengthened his penis and let it fall into the river. It floated on top of the water. Coyote didn't like this, so he pulled it back in and tied a rock to it to keep it below the surface of the water. He threw his penis back in and tied a smaller rock to it. This was just right. It floated just below the surface of the water, where no one could see it. He sent it across to where the girls were swimming. He began copulating with the oldest girl.
Now, these girls did not know what was wrong with their older sister, the way she was moving around in the water and making strange sounds.
Then they saw what was happening and they grabbed the penis and tried to pull it out. When they couldn't, they got out on the bank and held down their older sister and tried to pull it out that way, but they couldn't and they began laughing about it.
When Coyote had satisfied himself, he called over to the girls and said, "My sisters, what is the problem over there?" They told him. He said, "Cut the thing off with some wire grass."
They did, and Coyote cut the other end off where he was and middle section of the penis fell in the river and became a ledge.
The eldest girl became ill then. Coyote went down the river a short distance, swam across and then came upstream to the girls' camp where the oldest girl was almost dead.
The girls recognized Coyote and said, "Coyote, the medicine man, has come." They asked him to cure the sick girl. He told them that he would do it, but they had to close up all the chinks in the lodge so no one could see it and steal his medicine by watching. He told them to leave him alone with the girl for a while.
He got the sisters together around the lodge and told them to sing a song and keep time on a log with sticks. "Keep time on the log very carefully, for now I am going to take it out." Coyote began singing, "I will stick it back on, I will stick it back on."
He went into the lodge and copulated again with the mallard duck girl and recovered the end of his penis. The girl was cured.
After that everyone said the medicine of Coyote was very powerful.

 

Wait theres more.

 

im listening

 

I know the weekend isn't over, but I thought I needed to just write about it. It's been a pretty good one for me, which means that it wasn't that great for Jesse. That's a whole other story. I'll start with the worst part, Carter got sick this week. Not just the sniffles or a little fever, but the full out, 102 degrees with congestion in his chest and sinuses. As I type he is awake and coughing in the bedroom across the way. He's been like this since Wednesday night.

Thursday night was a BYU football game. We left Carter with his grandparents, which they enjoy spending time with him. Well, we got to see BYU womp Wyoming trash sitting from our 12th row seats.

Well, I decided Friday that I've done my time. Carter is quite the mama's boy, and worse when he's sick. So, I went out with Jesse's older sisters that night, and we had dinner and went to one's friend's house where we made holiday cards. It was so nice to just go have a girl's night out. I didn't worry about Carter, because I know he's in capable hands. After we were done making cards, we went back to that sister's house and just hung out for a little bit. I felt bad and left a little early, because I didn't want to get the kids sick, esp. now that they have a newborn! I know it's odd that I would feel that way, but if I'm around Carter all day and he's clinging to me, I don't want to spread those germs around to a family with kids.

Today, Jesse cleaned while I cuddled Carter. Then, I went to work. Let me just say, yes, I'm underemployed, but I love this job. I stand and talk to people all day. Yes, I'm a 'sales associate,' but I don't really have to "sell." I don't have to be a pushy person trying to get others to buy our products. I just have to greet the people and tell them about our sales. If they want to talk, we can talk! I'm not at a sit down job where I'm going to eat and get an even bigger butt! I climb up and down ladders getting stuff, I walk, and if it's really slow, I can read a magazine while doing some leg excerises behind the register! How great of a job is that!?! Yeah, I deal with dumb people, but who doesn't??? I was having so much fun talking tonight that I didn't even know what time it was. I got home late, but then again I sort of wanted to stay to close.

When I got home, our niece and nephews were over. It shouldn't be that bad, but when they step foot in the doors here, all hell breaks loose. At grandma and grandpa's they just go crazy. Well, it's nice to know that Carter can play with his cousins and not end up with brain damage or worse. They play pretty well, or one or two will go and watch tv. So, it's not too bad. Then, Jesse and I went out to dinner, where we were seated as soon as we asked how long a wait for 2 would be. No more than 10 minutes after we ordered, our food was sitting in front of us! What a great weekend this has been for me!

Jesse's weekend

He's super excited about BYU's record and ability to play this year that he loses his voice for almost every home game we go to. Thursday was no different.

Well, like I've said, Carter's sick and a SUPER clingy mama's boy. Not too good for Jess. I left, and Carter screamed. Friday, Carter didn't want to eat dinner with Jesse. That's not too unusual though. However, he also didn't want to take his medicine. That's pretty unusual, because he loves the sweet flavors we have. So, Jess dealt with a sick, screaming toddler Friday night. He wasn't too excited for that.

Today was no different. Carter was just as honary as all get up. He threw fits, bit, hit, and screamed until his little voice couldn't take it anymore. So, he snuggled up to me, until he was ready to let me go. Then, I left for work. Not too long after I left Carter's cousins came over. Jesse can handle them, but he's not a very patient person when it comes to the same rules being disobeyed multiple times in less than an hour. He's not too big of a fan of trying to keep some peace when no one else that is around will help. Don't get me wrong, we love our neice and nephews, it's just that when you live in a house that's not childproof, it's hard to keep 4 kids, ages 2-7 occupied without them getting into something they're not supposed to. (To me, it's too many rules for children that young to obey, esp. if they can't go outstide.) Also, if the kids are around, Carter doesn't eat, unless it's something small and can be taken on the go. So, yet again, Carter fought eating dinner with Jesse. So, Jesse was at his wits end.

Then, we went out, just the two of us. He relaxed and enjoyed himself. He was able to escape the perils that come with a sick child.

I WIN

 

Native American Bad Dream.
One night young Indian man goes to see a Elder. He said hes had a bad dream.
Elder says tell me about it. He begins. I was near the lake and I saw a young women.. Elder says "this sounds like a good dream"
"No No... Its not a good dream".. he say. "I was watching her bathe and she was naked. My penis grew into a big snake and fell across the ground, and across the fields, It went into the water, and made its way near the women"..
Elder says this is a GOOD dream..
"Noo Nooo".. it isnt. he say " my snake began to go near to women and become really intwind with her, she was caressing my snake, I was inside her"
Elder says "this is a GOOD GOOD dream"
"NOOO NOOO" he says "my snake was across the ground, in the water, inside her"
"Yes yes.,. Elder says. continue"..
Young Indian man says...
"Stampede of buffalo come running across the fields run over my snake!!!"

 

^ weird


I WIN arty:

 

Is that a true story brad?

 

hahahahaha lol

 

hope your kids gets better soon

when i was young my mother whould make us fight the colds we got with out any drugs

she probably figured it was a good idea to let us fight it off on our own

and i figured this too as i got older

then they said something on the news a little while back that when you take drugs that helps fight off colds weakens your immune system so you become more reliable on these drugs that the doctor gives you

instead of trying to fight it off naturally

 

we should make a new game. fastest thread to be closed down...

 

four wheel drives only to Farmouts farm partys...

 

I dont know....I didnt even read it...its just a random google blog cut and paste.


except for the end where I typed "I WIN "arty:

 

Oh.. I wrote the 2nd Native story. as I remember it. but I couldnt find it originally..

 

This mask, however is a very specific mask. It represents Mesingw, the "Masked Spirit" of traditional Lenape legend (The Indians of the Delaware Valley, exhibit, Mercer Museum, Doylestown, PA). Mesingw is the guardian of the creatures of the forest. These creatures were of vital import to all eastern tribes, they were the main source of food, much as the buffalo served the nations of the Plains. Each of the creatures was embued with certain traits or attributes and the various clans of Woodland Indians associated themselves with a particular aninmal as a clan totem or symbol.