Will you marry me?

I think these marrage threads are stupid, it's it like once a week, lets talk about getting married?

Shows how relationships and marrage are such a fucking joke.

 

i would be bitter, because she would think our marriage is a joke.

 

I would be happy, because my husband would be sexy and almost naked at all times. <3

 

I'd cry myself to sleep every night. I bet you aren't even in your underwear

 

shadow, stop trying to steal my husband.

 

i would be arrested for marrying a minor...

 

polygamy, baby.

 

psshh, I'll fight you for him

 

But it would be,

 

I think you would be bitter, and angry, so I think I would spend time at work.

or playing xbox.

 

:toetap05:

 

:leaving:

 

Oh, hell yeah...undies would make me pizza...and we would watch zombie moves together.

 

It would be great and cool until her kids walk in on us secretly gorging ourselves on hot buttered popcorn.....

 

^ No. Hell no, she's weirdly obsessed with pirates. I mean, wtf?!

 

I'd at least learn to fake an english accent properly

and pirating, I hear that's a pretty good line of work.

 

I think Dave would be a good influence. He'd make me wanna study more and be smarter and all that stuff.

 

With her looks and self-confidence, I’d never have a cause to cheat


Hotwater

 

he wont have me. I asked.

 

Ask again, pleeeaaasse


Hotwater