Will you marry me?

haha.. I was thinking more because you're nearly 30! Same age as my uncle.
I don't know which programme you're talking about, nor do I know who Parminder nagra is.

Sylph ish - I don't know you so I'm gonna say it'll be random. xD

 

If me and Jai got married, it'd probably be a riot. Either that or we'd get tired of the other one thinking they're sooo funny. haha

 

Yeah I suspect that would be an eyeopener for em.
.. and *me*

The programme was called Compulsion.It'll prob repeat on ITV4 or whatever.Was about an Indian girl and an older guy and arranged marriages and stuff.Was quite good.

Sylphish...
True -I do tend to procrastrinate sometimes..
But don't know what our marriage would be like LOL

 

haha.. I'm sure that'll never happen.

Afterall, I really am that funny.

 

Right on...tacky and over the top...sounds like my taste in diamonds perfectly...but hey, It's never too big unless it's on someone else's finger; right?

 

True.
Plus I couldn't fit the bugging device inside a jewel that looked small

I could tell u true story about dia mmonds but its thoroughly inappropriate for a public forum...

 

How could anything be innapropriate here? You can put a GPS on me, BUT I want canadian diamonds. I don't want to feel guilty for rocking a big rock

 

We would fight about money....and then craft.

 

oh I HATE Georgia!

 

HAHAAAAAAaaa

 

PS to the next person: Do Dave instead of me.

 

but i don't wanna marry dave... i want you! you'll mother me when i'm sick..

though dave might be interesting... i often wonder if i'm an aspie.. so to be around someone who is might confirm or make me see i'm not.

 

I love aspies. I have ADHD. which is now on the same spectrum in the psychological community. I think that's why I get along with kids with autism so well.
PS-I make a mean veggie soup that will clear you up when you have a cold .

 

i love autistic humans too. my friends little boy is autistic and he loves me. i miss playing with him. my friend tells me she thinks i'm an aspie... who knows...

i think i need some lyme disease, CFS and migraine curing soup!

 

in my marriage to Bella,

i started to daydream about it but my mind kept wondering.

 

I'm not quite sure what to make of this rambleON character, so it'd probably be one of those quick Vegas marriages that wind up in the tabloid on Monday morning just before the annulment papers are worked out.....

I'm sure it'd be one hell of a night in Vegas though....

 

I'd end up turning Chaos gay--excuse me, gayer...

You know I kid...

If we wedded, we'd go on a rampage of punching whales and hugging sloths and koalas.... He'd be my puppet in my stand up act, and people would cheer and throw their panties at me, which would lead into his late night presents of used panties that he would smell daily... Then we would laugh and laugh some more and then color and perhaps eat some rice maybe... We'd travel the world looking for that one thing I am always searching for, which when I won't know until I find it...
Then he would do my laundry while I ate cheerios.. Then we'd laugh some more..

Three months into it, he would fake his own death and live life happily somewhere far, far away from me... To never be heard from again..

 

destroying the world, with our army of mutated monkeys and super dinosaurs

who shoot lazers

when they rawr.

 

I would bust your balls so much you would end up going to jail for domestic violence, even though you thought you were never capable of it, or you would leave and it would be a very short marraige.

 

I'm surprised this thread isn't doing better.

and as much as I think you are a great person lynz, I think we'd go mutually insane.

the unfortunate kind

where neighbors talk about the unsold house fifty years later.