Will you marry me?

if i were married to Enraged Angel, i'd most likely be chained to the wall on my knees

 

IF I were married to fitz, he'd most likely be chained to the wall on his knees. . .

 

If I were married to him, he'd most likely have committed suicide years ago

 

yea no

if i were married to TCF, he'd be out trickin' for money so i can buy a new car

 

umm, excuse me.... within ear shot!

 

IF I was married to Carl, I'd spend long nights out drinking copious amounts of liquor and eventually try to kill us both, I think.

There'd be too much smart assness going around for me.

 

I thought we were already married?!

what was that ceremony with the tranny and the goat about, if not marriage?!

 

It'd be illegal in Aussie

 

If LauraMay and I got married, I'd probably use it as an excuse to move to Australia.

Then I'd find my dad. And we'd probably be huge drinking buddies and get in trouble a lot.

LauraMay would take our three kids in the wee hours of the morning one day while I was still passed out drunk on the couch with the hooker that I accidentally brought home with me.

 

I'd be in jail for killing my husband, and my three kids would have to go live with their grandfather

 

in my last 2 "relationships", we came close to getting married. they`d both pulled this no sex til marriage thing on me. so i decided to lookup annulment times. & that`d be an interesting prenup too.

 

Haha, if you bump into my dad while you're there tell 'em I said hi. 50/50 chance that he's in there. . .

Killing?

That kind of eliminates us getting back together in our 50's after I've calmed down and become mega rich, doesn't it??

 

If I were married to fitzy Id be all PIITB and be like u mad brah?

 

If we were married, I would be the rich one

And after I get let out of jail I'd marry a hot rich rockstar type

Once a cheater, always a cheater, i would think.

 

Only cause you killed me and inherited my money..... :toetap05:

 

The money you made as an alcohol-and-hooker-addict?

 

I'm willing to be a number of rich men spend quite the large sums on pussy and beer.....

 

i already told you no! stop obsessing over me.. GOSH! freakin' idiot!

 

i'd sneak in at night while she's asleep and put shoes on her feet.

 

I'd make him bring me pizza all the time.