Will you marry me?

actually, that was one of the main causes of the divorce...

 

Nah I would've speculated other reasons..

Chaos would be an interesting marriage.We'd get on( non sexually) until we started discussing news articles about fat slappers..

 

I doubt any man or woman could make it with me, haha.

If I married ressotas, we'd look like those gay guys that are really buff and go to the gym 8 days a week(I said 8 on purpose).... Because we'd obviously be loaded and we'd need an arena to keep occupied while I explained to him how I'm right about every point we discuss.....

 

( starts smearing his chest in baby lotion..)

I'm sure there are alot of pretend straight marriages.Like a pub near me, the company only gives jobs to couples.She's really fit and he's the campest person I ever saw.

So I wonder, are there ever pretend "civil partnerships..."?
Sort of "batty boys marriages of convenience" for people to get ahead?

 

If ress and me would marry either two things would happen: I would become the man in the marriage and he would wear the vagina, while I had two big brass ones...
Two: Five days into it, he would be digging a hole that would hide my chopped up body...

 

If I married shroom it'd probably result in the both of us playing each other in mario kart double dash so long that we starved to death in a pile of our own feces...

 

I actually think it wouldn't be too bad. You remind me of Daniel sometimes, it wouldn't be much different.

 

the only thing we'd have in common would be They Might Be Giants,
and if ramona and me got married, it'd be an open relationship & they'd have to put up with my madness.

 

Schizophrenic? Well, damn, that's another thing we have in common. I'm not schizophrenic, but I am batshit crazy. So it would be like...having tea with the Mad Hatter allll the time.

 

I'm good with that....

I won't bash you with a frying pan... men cooking is pretty good. I've found that men cook better to be honest, but leave the baking to the ladies.

 

Dunno.I'm opposed to men cooking anything, on the grounds that its sexually degrading.The moral equivalent of cross-dressing..

And I'd probably moan at anything u cook, if it isn't Indian.

No Mystic, I could never throw u in a hole... ever.
I'd pickle your body, put u in a chair with all my other Hip-exes and we could have a tea party like in Alice in Wonderland.

The happy family I always knew we could be...

 

I don't know Resso, so every day would be like a blind date.

 

Naw, just the first 730 days or so. After that, you'd be WAY more familiar than any newly weds I know....

If I was married to daisy.....

I can't think of anything funny. Daisy's probably top 3 in the list of "Best Wives a Guy Could Ask For"

 

yes. i'd love to marry an imaginary friend!

 

it wouldn't go to well, unless booga starts eating meat again. i'll the be the guy at 2am making liquid meat for injection, which will probably kill her in some way because i'd be trying to stick it to her in the night.

 

Been married. I'll pass.

 

Not so good, fitzy. I like my men chubby and nerdy. Plus, I need constant supervision to go to doctors appointments, to take my medication, etc. I'm pretty fucking helpless without my husband lol.

 

It would be confusing, because we have the same name.

 

me and KR would be a match made in stick figure heaven

well, i am a bit chubby. not soft chubby though

 

He would cry everyday because I would win the football game.