Will you marry me?

I just had thin crust

 

The first is bogus... The second... not so much...

It is starting to seem like lulu and I are supposed to wed.... Maybe it wouldn't be so bad... If only more ladies delivered pizza....

 

lol *gets super drunk* okookk letz do this SHIIIT

but srsly guyz

the reason why they dont hire most women (I applied to be a pizza driver) is because of "safety reasons" They think a woman might get hurt or robbed more than a guy

 

Yeah... I could see that.

 

I would wear the pants.

 

we would probably listen to a lot of phil collins and fight about it

 

OOO, hot black chick! Totally sweet!

 

Hushbull....

He would look at all the beautiful woman on the street while married to me. :toetap05:

 

something tells me laura and i would have such a fun time in a non-sexual type of way

 

she would be home sick cuz I'm not movin to Australia

 

LauraMay:

We would always argue whether the woman that invented pavlova was from Sydney or Auckland and this would annoy me.

 

His pants would be sans testies....

 

1. You're just jealous because my penis is bigger...

2. I don't have herpes, I have crabs, get it right.

 

I would look at her like maybe she's an angel underneath...

Innocent and sweet.

We would be a fantastic married couple. I'd say we'd always be on the prowl for hot men. And we would have an army of HF BFs.

 

1. Yes

2. OK.

 

only if you'll take half my stuff along with my self-respect

 

our marriage would just be a weird one.

 

We would become multi-millionaire owners of sex clubs around the world...but there'd be a distance...a gulf between us that would make us sad, because we'd be too afraid to try to bridge it.

 

I am.

(shhhh, don't tell anyone though)

hehe, we could rule the world... if not, well... we could definitely have Australia by the balls.



When it comes to standingseating, I'm not sure how that would go... I have no idea who they are or anything about them.

 

Well, we would live in an alley and huff industrial chemicals. We would often get into violent physical confrontations with each other and other couples trying to invade our alley. But we'd never cut each other on the face...we'd have that unspoken rule, and keep it no matter what. And if it ever looked like some other person was going to do a face-cut, we'd kill that person and burn their body in a dumpster with an old tire.