Will you marry me?

We'd be buddies. Like Sam and Frodo

 

I would say ....erm....

 

Exactly. I'd kill myself.

 

Pretty decent.

 

I would do a homicide and a suicide with no note.

 

U don't *really* mean that..

( well maybe u do..)
Actually I think breakfast could sometimes be quite a quiet affair.
The question is, would u kill *me* before yourself?

 

i don't even know you!!! but you will grow to love and obsess over me..

 

Can you not follow the rules of this thread ? Its simple - Imagine the person above you proposed and you accepted.
Now stop being dumb and say something about your hypothetical marriage with EnragedAngel

 

Hmm Boog,I think u'd grow to hate me.Particularly because I'd ignore your bad moods...

I'm still think about married life with Piaf.
I think we'd get on better than we have over the Net sometimes.But, does *that* mean I wouldn't end up like John Bobbitt?

Nah forget that, her moaning would be hell on Earth.

 

no way!! i always ask people to ignore my grumpiness.. it just makes it worse when it is focused on and it makes it harder for me to get out of the funk.

 

Ohhhhh temper temper.

As u asked so nicely( not)..if married to Enraged Angel..I'd be an easy but distant husband.Spending alot of time away.A contented marriage, knowing I could've married someone( ahem) utterly impossible instead.

Enraged, you would likely bash me around the head with a frying pan, due to my views on men cooking.

 

resso would, in fact, talk like he has a dxxx in his mouth.

 

It'd be okay for a while, but then we'd just annoy each other

 

Question is... who's dick...?

If I was in a ( ahem)"civil partnership" with Underwear,I'd never "consummate" the marriage.And disappear off the face of the Earth.
And worry who'd do the cooking.
Altho' I'd be even less inclined to consummate a marriage with some *other* people here...

 

Everybody would think it was going great, but I'd probably have bruises everywhere and be permanently sleeping on the couch or something. . .

 

D'you think the marriage guidance counsellor would see us while hiding behind a bulletproof screen?

 

but we would stay together for the kids, while each having several secret affairs.

well why the hell did you propose then!? :toetap05:

 

Probably a lot of debates and drugs.

Edit: I keep fuckin' missing....

 

i would be the "man" in the bedroom.

 

Because you liked wearing piaf's clothes- which u stole after your divorce from her..

Oh ...and u give good blxxjobs, Chaos told me,after *his* divorce.