Will you marry me?

that'd be awesome. she's so hot.

 

weird, due to age issues but it would be fun for at least a month.

 

damnit!

 

hahaha, i win

 

You love Deranged!!

 

dede i think we'd get along good in a marriage.

 

damnit... Not Funny!

 

i'd have fun being married to dave and kc, but i suspect they wouldn't let me leave the basement....

 

we would let you out to feed and water... oh and go pee, too. It would be great, though. I have foozball down there.

 

oooh i like foozball
do you still have the kegerator?
you know how much i've always wanted it

 

sorry, man. sold the kegerator but the foozball has electronic scoring and everything.

 

I'd marry her, but it'd just be for her sexual prowess and good looks.

I'm shallow like that.

 

Poopy. We'd probably watch movies and drink beer. He'd beat the shit out of me. I'd throw shoes at him. Eventually I set the house on fire while he sleeps.

 

i'd make you wear a bag over your head, your penis may look good but your face sure doesn't

i'm shallow like that as well

neonspectraltoast i do not know you but i do like toast

 

I would marry you and we'll be a psycho couple, serial killers.
A great team, we'd attract men, use them and kill em.

 

I'd be afraid for my life.

 

I'd attempt to become a witch with her and we'd use our spells to have an amazing sex life.

 

I think you would stay in the kitchen like a good woman.

 

Same here! But...um...for a different reason...

 

Damn! We jumped on that shit!