Will you marry me?

Oh I can cook.

 

Baby, I'm on my way....

 

OK. But what do you have to bring to the table ?

 

It'd be fun. We'd live in NY and we'd be the new IT couple
We'd so rule

 

haha!

This is the only relationship I can see working for me so far. Piaf would be a doctor, I'd be a scientist. We'd make a ton of money and be happily retired by age 35.... at which time we'd travel the world, being all kinds of fabulous !

 

I also can cook really well. I can make money in any economy in any country in the world without knowing anybody.

And I'm somewhat physically impressive, IMO...

 

Yeah, of all my 'marriages' this one is rather acceptable.
Shopping sprees, vacations, fashion shows, dinners and art galleries....And no boys because boys suck !

 

Hmm, Piaf was the last poster. I have know idea as I don't know her at all... but she is eye candy for sure! I'll take the whole package. Don't even gift wrap it

 

I could see me and 121 having copious money problems and myself being held hostage from time to time by his loan shark.

 

Did you just say money PROBLEMS? We've been married for two fucking minutes and your talking $$ with me? I want a divorce

 

Typical man. Spends the money and runs...... Shoulda known....:toetap05:

 

121: He'd need to not get drunk so much, well I'm assuming he does a lot because hes always drunk when posting... xD But he did keep his word on the post a 10 rated youtube vid so he's cool. Even if i didn't take monies.

 

Your nothing but a cheap, slutty whore.. I want my ring back

 

:nopity:

:leaving:

It's obvious at this point how it'd turn out if we were married. Your mom tried to warn me....

 

I housed you.. I paid your bills.. and this is how you fucking repay me? Slandering me online? You fucking whore.. how dare you make eye contact with me. (now I could have done the whole 'blow my cock' thing to continue the joke but your a guy and that would have been totally ghey ) Can you tell that I'm drunk and bored?

 

no way.. i'd always be cleaning up beery barf and kicking strange women out of our bed..

 

If I married Boogs, our marriage would be a long and shoeless one.

It would be pretty weird to have my birthday on the same day as my wife's.

I wonder are there many people out there who have.

 

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If I married redyelruc (which would actually be gay) I would hook up with Thai woman and enjoy sucky fucky all day long. The cheap Thai food would be awesome too. I could teach little Thai kids English so they could talk English stuff. I would try 'rat on a stick' too and maybe some one of those silk cocoon thingys... then it's back to sampling Thai sucky fucky. I would be so great for
thailand's economy

 

i would consider marrying 121 with a few stipulations of course:

1. no more gambling, i dont need my husband off'd by the mob, unless he has a fat life insurance policy and in that case i would encourage him to gamble

2. no more hookers

3. he has to cut back on his drinking to only 3 cases a day.

as long as he agreed to those things i think we'd have a pretty good relationship since he works a lot and makes good money, which i would spend on lavish crap that we dont need....eventually i would tire of him and pay the mob to kill him anyways.

 

I could marry Mary if she could cook, but somethign tells me that's not the case..