Will somebody marry me?

Hello,

I'm 18 and I would like to get married. I have hair. I wear clothes most of the time. I like Blind Melon, STP, Smashing Pumpkins, 311, the Meat Puppets, and Jane's Addiction. I quit school 3 months ago. Now I work for the man under shitty wages. That's all that really matters.

Oh yeah, ummmm, I don't beat up ladies or whatever.

A prime example of how beggers CAN be choosers...

1. Must be female (and no post operation weirdos)

2. No evil plans to kill me and steal my CD's. Or my brain.

3. I really hate sluts and dick feinds.... their mentality is enough to kill.

4. No crank heads or whatever- let's just stick with the herb, okee dokee?

5. NO FAT CHICKS!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

That last one was necessary, sorry. Actually, I don't care if you're fat. As long as you don't have a third eye or whatever.

There are certain events that led up to me looking for a wife. I'f you would like to know, let's get married and then we can talk about it.

And I've already heard plenty of discouraging remarks from my friends and elders. I've watched my parents go through divorce and all that- trust me I know what I'm asking for. But I really don't care, and my future wife shouldn't either. Who cares what happened to you guys- I've heard it my entire life. Just let me do my thing.

So... Does anybody else want to get married?

Honestly, we could overthrow the world and become a furious evil duo. Or we could fight crime. Or we could get rich by feeding the elderly to the homeless, and the homeless to the starving, and the starving to grade schoolers. We don't even have to stop there, even though over population and starvation wouldn't be problems anymore. Imagine the possibilities, future wife.

 

You're not right

 

my friend is post operation, but not werid so i'll ask her to get in touch

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Ha! That's the best picture ever!

 

thats all great and all. but what you missed the most important thing!


dicksize? (ha ha!) just kidding.

 

"Will somebody marry me?"

No, I'm good thanks.

 

yeah, let's get married

 

no fat chicks? aw shit im out!

 

No, because you'll steal my 20-something CDs of SP rarities in the divorce.

 

I think I'm in lo.... no wait, that's how it started last time

 

if your fat i'm kermit the frog

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um ok lets go... i need someone who doesnt know me to just marry me so I can suck them in lol

 

Dude Its Kermit!

Holy Shit I Wuv Ya...

 

that was my way of saying you don't look fat incase you didn't get my drift

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well ya said if im fat then yer kermit..

so now yer kermit..


you said it...



yer fault..

 

ill marry you ...but i never wanna get married...so that wont work..hehe

 

lol i get lonely easily

 

im down. this marriage sounds fun .

 

I'm everything you don't want, which means I want you, prepare to be chased...

 

hey what are all my ladies doin in this thread. dont f*** with my harem dude!