Wild Turkey 101, straight from the bottle

wild turkey does have a very rural aura around it, and the fact that it tastes nearly toxic and has a rather high alcohol content gives it much cred in certain circles. I don't mind it, I'll drink it, but I couldn't picture myself going out of my way to get a bottle of it since I only tend to drink it when I'm with other people and feel the need to prove something. I almost never drink double shots, but with the WT and the bravado that goes along with it I have several times.

 

i've drank 15 shots of 151 in 3 drinks before, shortly after i couldnt turn off my house alarm and the cops proceeded to show up

but...in person i'll pretty much go toe to toe with anyone, i've drank a 26er of absolute vodka before in like 3 swigs, and i've drank who knows how much Wisers Deluxe in perhaps even less swigs...

my stomach is no longer built for shit like that though, but if u challenged me in person i'd have a hard time backing down

BTW, here's a challenge for ya with beer, 40oz of old english in 58 seconds:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dMhCuIm4Zy8

and that was the first 40oz i ever drank start to finish, so if you attempt it you can see how talented I am in the drank dept. lol

 

I mean, that wasn't bad man, but the world record for drinking a liter of beer (33 ounces) is 1.3 seconds. That's right, nearly a 40 in 1.3 seconds. I don't know if I could chug a 40 in a minute, but there are definitely people out there who could school you. I'm much more impressed with the 151 consumption. I think I might literally die if I had 15 shots of 151.

 

well this old man would whoop us all....
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22219861/?GT1=10645

chugged a liter of vodka in airport security line

 

i have to be honest, the irish in me gets violent when i even see wild turkey, but ill drink 8-ball all night(ill snort an 8-ball too )

 

Is the start of your sig referring to FMA? Also, too bad Otep is a lesbo heh?

 

yea but there's no physical way to drink a 40oz out of a 40oz bottle in under 20 seconds imo without the aid of a straw or somthing to let air into the bottom of the bottle

 

Agreed. What kind of bottle/glass you consume it from makes a huge difference. The record-breaker himself, Steven Petrosino, actually discusses the physics of this on his website. I'm still very impressed by your 151 consumption. That's legendary.

 

yea i'm sure all those early days are a big part that contributed to my stomach problems now lol

 

I live in a rural area where it is actually possible to shoot wild turkeys, and I just wondered if other areas referred to taking shots of Wild Turkey as going "turkey hunting" like we do. That way if you take 5 shots you can say you "shot 5 wild turkeys".

 

when i lived in georgia my uncles used to say that.

 

they quit saying it when ya moved???

they dont say it just across the state line??

 

i haven't heard anyone say it

 

You guys are gonan shoot me? ;P

 

no its from my own "theory" that the reason everyone loves cocaine is that it is every "feel good" sin compressed to powder form, and yes otep is quite a beautiful woman, but her art is really the most attractive thing about her IMO. and yes it sucks to be a guy in love with otep, oh well

 

Id be all for that.

Me and my bro drank a fith of wild a few eeks ago, that was fun time.

Probably should not have driven home but you do what you gota do in situations loke those.