Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

I just dont fucking feel like it..

 

the clouds are telling me to stay home

 

its foggy...

 

I went to bite my fingernails and missed. I now have nine fingers.

 

my computer is holding me hostage, I can't get off line....

 

the road dissappeared

 

someone stole my candy bar and I'm pouting...

 

because I jizzed in my pants

 

my motorcycle doesnt work in a foot of snow

 

yo azzzz iz stank mahfucka

 

im gonna stay home and get high

 

My car got ran over......by my truck

 

Curry's paradox
Claims of the form "if A, then B" are called conditional claims. It is not necessary to believe the conclusion (B) to accept the conditional claim (if A, then B) as true. For instance, consider the following sentence:

If a man in a flying saucer has visited the planet before, then aliens exists.

Imagine that a man with flying saucer has, in fact, done this. Do Aliens exist, in that case? It would seem so. Therefore, without believing that Aliens exists, or that this scenario is even possible, it seems that we should agree that if a man with flying reindeer has delivered presents to all the good children in the world in one night, then aliens exists, and so the above sentence is true.

Now consider this other sentence:

If this sentence is true, then Santa Clause exists and I was a stampeedeed to death at wal-mart and was not able to come to work.

 

I am the chosen one

 

the probability of someone sharing a birthday is


I have the same birthday.. As The Earth.. Birthday Paradox inplies thats the universe will collaspe. Nobody will be working today or anyother day for that matter..:cheers2:

 

LOL...now I get it




I cant go to work because my friends keep making me laugh so hard I keep pissing myself

 

BBAD borrowed my pick-up truck, drove it all the way to Canada....

 

I cant work without coffee

 

my arms got chopped off at the bar last night....