Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

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  1. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    The world's ending in 2012. What's the point?
     
    Monkey Boy, Mar 12, 2009
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  3. SpacemanSpiff

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    Theres a Hippie on my doorstep
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Mar 12, 2009
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  5. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    hubby needs a little tlc
     
    countrygirl, Mar 13, 2009
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  7. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    called in slick again....:)
     
    farmout, Mar 13, 2009
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  9. SpacemanSpiff

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    Ive fallen....and I cant get up
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Mar 13, 2009
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  11. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    toe stuck in bathtub faucet....
     
    countrygirl, Mar 13, 2009
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  13. SpacemanSpiff

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    lost my handcuff keys
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Mar 13, 2009
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  15. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    you give me a reason to come into work
     
    The Earth, Mar 13, 2009
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  17. KCMOHempMama

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    work i dont come up w crazy stuff, but for my probation officer i once said i had lice.. lol
     
    KCMOHempMama, Mar 13, 2009
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  19. SpacemanSpiff

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    I lost my cheeseburger
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Mar 13, 2009
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  21. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    got gangrene....:)
     
    farmout, Mar 14, 2009
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  23. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Cain't find my teeth.....:)
     
    farmout, Apr 2, 2009
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  25. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    sleepin' in today
     
    countrygirl, Apr 2, 2009
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  27. SpacemanSpiff

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    I found a quarter
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Apr 2, 2009
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  29. TroutLord

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    I can't come to work because I got food poisoning from our food.


    That actually happened.
     
    TroutLord, Apr 2, 2009
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  31. SpacemanSpiff

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    my eyes are walking
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Apr 2, 2009
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  33. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    my need to clip my nails
     
    countrygirl, Apr 2, 2009
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  35. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I sneezed my nose off
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Apr 2, 2009
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  37. Holy Ancient Megumi

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    " stuffed a light bulb up the butt and had to go to ER " stupid and yes painfull but hey i have heard of ppl doing it same w "beer bottles "
     
    Holy Ancient Megumi, Apr 2, 2009
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  39. SpacemanSpiff

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    my brain is leaking
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Apr 3, 2009
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