Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

my toes are seized

 

my goat is havin a seizure....

 

the cow got out

 

my tongue is stuck on the flagpole

 

tried to toot but pooped instead....

 

I Lost my precious pinky bunny

 

I'm pregars....

 

someone robbed my attic

 

I got a marshmellow stuck on my back right where I can't reach

 

I've taken some kinda pill, and have arrived at another point in time and its after work hours too..

 

Im like fryin my balls off all the way to my nads hairs

 

I spilt the dang milk....

 

I crashed into a fly

 

cain't find my box of depends....

 

the groundhog says I dont have to work for 6 weeks

 

my esophagus is stopped up....

 

Groundhog's Day... Religious Holiday

 

im locked in my bathroom in my shower.

 

got my ding dong stuck again

 

need to test out my Shamwow