Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

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    Im singing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, bitches! when Im done, watch me grab my nuts.. :D

    HAAHAHA GO STEELERS.. :leaving:
     
    deleted, Jan 27, 2009
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  3. SpacemanSpiff

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    looking (for:cool: ) Orisons medication
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jan 27, 2009
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    you missed the 4.. fore... for Im playing golf in Tapma with Big Ben...

    GO STEELERS.. < now Im just being silly. :p
     
    deleted, Jan 27, 2009
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  7. SpacemanSpiff

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    I cant go into work today because My brain died
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jan 27, 2009
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  9. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    I have "Man Issues"
     
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    I got superaids last night.
     
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  13. SpacemanSpiff

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    My teleport machine turned me into a fly last night
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jan 28, 2009
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  15. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    I thought I only worked when I want to?!
     
    The Earth, Jan 28, 2009
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  17. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    today is my execution day
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jan 28, 2009
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  19. Monkey Boy

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    Chucky got me.
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  21. SpacemanSpiff

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    getting audited
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jan 28, 2009
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    Have to drain Lake Erie.
     
    RetiredHippie, Jan 28, 2009
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  25. SpacemanSpiff

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    continuous flow of turtleheads
     
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    Had to lay some cable and it hasn't ended yet.
     
    Monkey Boy, Jan 28, 2009
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  29. SpacemanSpiff

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    its a snow day
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jan 29, 2009
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    Tsunami on Lake Michigan
     
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  33. SpacemanSpiff

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    O Lord, trouble so hard.

    Don’t nobody know my troubles but God.

    Yes, indeed, my trouble's so hard.

    O Lord, trouble so hard.
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jan 29, 2009
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  35. broony

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    its payday so i need to go to cuba
     
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  37. SpacemanSpiff

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    someone stole my lugnuts
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jan 29, 2009
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    i really want a donut
     
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