Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

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  1. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    my hand is stuck in the mail box....:)
     
  2. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    getting my toes and thumbs surgically swapped
     
  3. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    One word................ Dwarfs
     
  4. broony

    broony Banned

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    i haven't done my 523 push up yet.

    fucking asshole
     
  5. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    I got a turtle head poppin out
     
  6. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    Zippy the Pinhead is visiting.
     
  7. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    broke my toe
     
  8. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    its Sunday....:)
     
  9. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    i'm getting sued for a charge of farting and blowing the next door neighbour's offspring over.
     
  10. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    gotta mow the snow....:)
     
  11. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    i need to have my flu jab
     
  12. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    got scabies....:)
     
  13. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    the floor gave way in my front garden and i fell helplessly into a chasm.
     
  14. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    being chased by a horde of nude women, so I stopped runnin....:)
     
  15. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    i got stuck under the carpet
     
  16. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I crawled into the glove box in my truck and cain't get out....:)
     
  17. PsyGrunge

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    i fell, and kept falling - and i still haven't landed yet.
     
  18. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    aardvark glued to my forehead
     
  19. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    my eyes keep twitchin....:)
     
  20. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I am alergic to asshole bosses. Makes me break out with a bad case of not giving a damn.
     
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