Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

i'm having a nose job

 

Im all out of cheese

 

I had to cut the cheese

 

I"m having my boobs done

 

someone stole my steering wheel

 

robbing a bank today instead

 

I'm doing Countrygirls boobs

 

cant find my pants

 

Owl attack.

 

Hooters convention in town

 

goin to a nudist resort, in the warmer climes...

 

Im watching a turtle race

 

Had to write some posts on HF.

 

goin sleddin...

 

Im trying to get a tootsie pop outta my hair

 

butt got super glued to toilet

 

someone stole my tires......not the wheels.....just the tires

 

Got gout....

 

Burned by ciggarettes

 

someone has attacked my pants!