Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

i was busy looking through and trying to figure out any significant differences between the 'i can't come into work today because..' and 'wierdest reasons for not coming into work' threads on the hipforums

 

i forgot where i work

 

I didnt go to work today because I am not able to smile.

I told my boss that too.
*oops I just smiled*

 

Thats easy.....one thread is closed......and the other is to replace the closed one so we can keep playing



because my knees are stuck

 

i'm too busy deleting over 1000 spam post to my myspace barefooters group..

 

Im going insane today

 

a hooker tied me to the bed and stole my wallet and car

 

cant find a replacement flux capacitor

 

Red Bull gave me wings!

 

I cut the tip of my thumb clean off when opening a tin of beans.

 

having relations with the pool jets again. Got stuck.

 

Im busy wathing idiots race on a figure eight shaped race track....wicked T-bones

 

My Hemi Aint workin

 

Im watching the Aliens probe my neighbor

 

I cant get my morning coffee at starbucks theyre renovating

 

im 2 minutes late so i am taking the rest of the day off

 

my castle needs new shingles

 

My skins acting up again

 

somebody put square rims on my car

 

Some one put a triangle hole for my door frame