Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

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  1. broony

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    my feet are all cut up from fingernails
     
  2. farmout

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    drain bamage...:)
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

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    I bit my tongue again
     
  4. farmout

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    BBAD kidnapped me and took me to the neighborhood pub, got me drunk....:)
     
  5. The Earth

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    Beard Complications
     
  6. farmout

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    car frozen to the ground...:)
     
  7. christyv

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    jellyfish sting
     
  8. farmout

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    got raped by the swedish bikini team....:-0
     
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    I was smoking roaches with the Orkin man..
     
  10. The Earth

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    Dry Scalp
     
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    saving baby seals
     
  12. broony

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    my colen is blocked
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

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    somebody tipped my cows
     
  14. broony

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    i ate the last cheeseburger
     
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    neighbor's dog attacked my monkey
     
  16. farmout

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    My ovaries are swollen....:-0
     
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    i'm washing my hair today
     
  18. farmout

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    my testies wanna stay home...:)
     
  19. SpacemanSpiff

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    bike has a flat seat
     
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    garden gnomes stole my purse
     
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