Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

fell off the rubber duck in the cement pond and couldn't get back on...

 

the voices are telling me to stay home

 

"Called in on Tuesday I won't be able to come to work for the rest of the week. My shrink put me on a depressant pill yesterday and I was up all night wired. I'm in zombieland right now and I don't want to drive in fear of an accident, or run the machines in fear of getting hurt or dismembered. I need the rest of the week off cause my body needs to adjust to the medication. So I need the last three days as vacation days because I've missed too much time already and I can't afford to miss anymore . "

 

Better thread if you asked what were real crappy excuses for missing work. You can make anything up, but actually saying it to your boss is different.

 

^^Its a game thread ...theyre all nonsense anyways....geeze



My car needs re-jetting

 

i broke myself

 

can't find any of my panties??

 

all my socks are dirty

 

the ice is too thin

 

submarine hit my house

 

jet fuel shortage

 

Part of the space shuttle fell on my house

 

my zippers stuck

 

my GPS broke

 

I got da shits

 

i saw a mouse run over on the way in and don't know if i can live through the horror of seeing it's poor, defenseless, little body - blah, blah, blah, until they hang up!

 

my car is broke.....its stuck in sideways gear

 

I flossed and now my gums are bleeding

 

my brain crashed

 

i accidently put Diesel in my car