Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

the MUSIC HAS ME TRAPPED I MUST FINISH THE SONGS

 

bad hair day

 

i cant stop eating these bagels

 

my rash has flaired up again

 

a dog chased me and bit me on my way to work

 

gator sleeping on the hood of my car

 

For Some Reason I Cant Stop Screaming!!!

 

I need to stand in line for two weeks to get my passport

 

i'm in a coma

 

I won a trip to the hospital

 

train hit my house

 

my truck is pregnant

 

smashed my fingers in my laptop at the ER

 

some jackass stomped on my toes at the mall

 

Had to go to the Caymans..... for a..... funeral

 

pumped diesel into my gas tank by accident

 

all my clothes shrunk in the wash

 

My dog ate my car.

 

men in black want me to help save the planet from aliens. I will now be known a C.

 

I was probed