Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

got lost

 

my hair is froze

 

huge blister on my big toe

 

I fell into a crevasse

 

wormhole swallowed my house

 

I hit an Icebergh

 

i had to stay in the hatch and push the button

 

if i dont eat all my cereal my MILK WILL GO BAD!!!

 

Being kidnapped by the mafia.

 

Cause It's the Mothafucka BEASTIE BOYS bitch

 

I got to fight for my right to parrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttyyyyyyyy

 

fell into an Ice lake

 

I need to be exorcised

 

I'm BALD!!!! OH GOD I'm BAld

 

I have to plan my cat funeral

 

The men in the clean white suits are coming to take me away HaHa ...to the funnyfarm.....where life is beautiful all the time

 

i just dont f'ing feel like it

 

I think my dog ate my keys

 

neighbors trashed my car last night during huge fight

 

cars stuck in the mud