Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

helping santa for a couple of days

 

getting a liver transplant

 

lost my teeth

 

the men in white coats came for me last night

 

my parole officer died in an arson.....I mean fire

 

FBI needs me to help them solve a case

 

I can put my back straight

 

stubbed my toe

 

attacked by a gator in my bathtub last night

 

lost my hair

 

couldn't get my boyfriend off me

 

i found a hair in my cereal

 

my horoscope told me to stay home

 

My tires are froze in six inches of ice

 

my foots caught in a cattle guard

 

lost my toes

 

neighbor pissed me off... have to bury the body

 

I was laying pipe all night long

 

i have pink eye in my pinky toe

 

surfing on a crocodile