Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Oneness, Nov 4, 2008.

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  1. SpacemanSpiff

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    I broke an ear
     
  2. broony

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    im extremely stoned and forgot my way.
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

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    my ear drum is getting re-skinned
     
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    My cat had a heart attack and I had to take it to the E.R
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

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    gonna jerk off all day instead
     
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    airplane crashed into my house
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

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    just popped an aneurism
     
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    billy goat ate all my clothes
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

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    my neck broke
     
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    freak tidalwave hit my car as i was driving to work, floating in the atlantic as we speak
     
  11. broony

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    I Have To Finish My Book
     
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    accidently super glued myself to the toilet
     
  13. countrygirl

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    can't find my car
     
  14. christyv

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    my meth lab blew up
     
  15. The Earth

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    I have a Moob ache
     
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    i have to move to alaska
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

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    I have a seizure scheduled for 3 o'clock
     
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    my parrot has a sinus infection
     
  19. SpacemanSpiff

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    have to clean the earwax out of my nose
     
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    kidnapped by garden gnomes
     
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