So, I was browsing the Walgreens website, when suddenly: http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/fleshlight-freaks-zombie-dildo/ID=prod6188817-product\ Fleshlight Freaks Zombie Dildo $84.99 Overview: Size/Count 1.0 ea A fun Halloween twist Patented real feel superskin Safe, non-toxic & phthalate free Complete with realistic rotting corpse flesh. America.
This product is intended for use as a novelty product only. Any product use for medical purpose or for a use that has an adverse effect on any function of the body is prohibited. Sold as a novelty only... lol
You'd have to put in the fridge for an hour before use... just to get that real "corpse" sensation. Just saying, like.
I went to the Fleshlight site and found they also make a zombie Fleshlight. ...They also have both dildos and Fleshlights in the style of Cyborgs, Dracula, Frankenstein, and Aliens. ...How they know what the naughty bits of those particular characters/beings would look like, I have no idea, but I got a kick out of them.
You weren't looking hard enough . I can totally see selling condoms and lube, but this...? I don't see what makes this "zombie", rather than just...dead.
I would just walk up to the cashier and say, "Excuse me, I'm looking for a zombie dildo". They are quite helpful at walgreens.
I'm wondering how many people will buy a 85 dollar dildo you aren't supposed to use just because it's a novelty zombie item. Seriously, if it was 15 dollar I can imagine some people buying this as a funny gift or something but for this price you probably really want it if you buy one
