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Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Burbot, Dec 20, 2005.

  1. Beyond-the-Clouds

    Beyond-the-Clouds Senior Member

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    I asked why people would steal His body, and you said money.
     
  2. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    it can...

    ahahaha, youre awesome. :D
     
  3. Bassist

    Bassist Gate crasher!

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    sorry, misread...because he said he would rise in 3 days.

    people wanted to prove him right, so they stole his body.
     
  4. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    you've heard of cadaver studies right? another good reason for stealing bodies.. hell, it was a profitable business for a while, may've been around even back around 30CE-ish
     
  5. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    reid, i thought you were joking about the whole money thing at first. :confused: :D
     
  6. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    ya know who everybody should believe in? george carlin...now theres guy that i can trust that i know exists :D
     
  7. Bassist

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    LOL, I misread the post.

    The guards would get the money. Yeah, that's it...I'm sane.
     
  8. Beyond-the-Clouds

    Beyond-the-Clouds Senior Member

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    There were guards there. There wern't guards at the other tombs, so they would have gone to them. Anyway, I don't want to argue with you because you're hot and stuff.
     
  9. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    dude, i tell people all the time that we should follow the words of philosopher carlin instead of the bible. :D
     
  10. Bassist

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    Uh huh, and people are fallible. So they probably took money to step aside.

    They wanted Jesus...DUH! [​IMG]

    Somebody should bitch slap you.
     
  11. Beyond-the-Clouds

    Beyond-the-Clouds Senior Member

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    How could they prove that he rose from the dead if he wasn't around. And don't say that he wasn't around because like 500 or 5000 people seen Him after He rose.
     
  12. Bassist

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    This doesn't make sense to me...[​IMG]
     
  13. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    big difference between 500 and 5000....
    why dont you provide some links to back up your statements you claim to be fact? its not like youre on the internet or anything.
     
  14. Beyond-the-Clouds

    Beyond-the-Clouds Senior Member

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    She said they did it just because they were senselessly destructiveizeing, robbing, and looking for cadabers.
     
  15. Bassist

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    Well, it really doesn't matter what their motives were. We'll never know.

    They saw guards and thought the tomb was valuable, maybe...
     
  16. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    they could of gotten someone to look like jesus to rise again...alot of people do look like jesus ya know...
     
  17. STON3D

    STON3D Banned

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    Cuz there moms are dumb crackwhores. Like skips mom
     
  18. Beyond-the-Clouds

    Beyond-the-Clouds Senior Member

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    I'm having a hard enough time keeping up with with the other posters as it is. Plus I'm lazy.
     
  19. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    maybe they killed the guards so that they could eat the rotting flesh of teh christ for they were grave robbers of a canabalistic nature...

    or maybe they were aliens...

    or maybe they were talking dogs that had birds as feet and sang dixieland jazz songs for fun...

    we'll never really know for sure...
     
  20. Bassist

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    Alright, I've had enough of this shit. I need to smoke.
     
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