Why you will love me

Hi, you will love me b/c I have the best name EVER and you have a sweet tooth!

 

That should be a reason?????

 

i'm more of a hairy chested lover savory guy myself

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Actually, I've never had much of a sweet tooth. But, I'm sure that won't make a difference on whether I like you or not.

 

i suppose you could dip your dick in honey.

 

At least you get an 'A' for efford.

 

sweet teeth make my gums hurt

 

this is almost 4 years old
shimmy shimmy ya

 

It is almost 4 years old.

But I'd dig my teeth into some sweet tits.

 

because you're on the other end of a modem, and whatever you're REALLY like, i don't have to live with you?

=^^=
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How does one go about owning a pair of sweet tits? Mine are a bit rancid and sour, how do I make them sweet? Any tips?

 

Smear honey on them...and then sprinkle M&M's on them to camouflage the warts...

 

im a little grossed out right now

 

You're so right. I should have told her to shave them first.