why the fuck do people get married??

It's because you want to get fat, isn't it? Once you're married you get to go fat.

 

it's funny.. because so many people once they get comfortable and settled in a relationship just start taking it for granted and really let themselves go.. like.. get fat.. etc. haha but for me it's more like a constant motivation to be as perfect as can be

 

Shit. What if you're fat before you're married?

 

LOL. No way.

 

I'd lose weight just to look good on the wedding pictures

 

My reasoning:
-tells people that is the person I intend to spend the rest of my life with (of course whether I will or not is a different story)

-legal reasons.

 

Fuck the pictures ..... so you could look good in the wedding night video.

 

how about.. so I could good for my dear husband.. period?

 

I don't know how your husband will think, but once my wife makes me that video she has completed all of her marital obligations and can let herself go. I ain't gonna be looking at mangled vag when I'm 35! I'm going right back to the vids.

 

if I have kids.. someday.. IF I do.. I already know I'm getting a C-section. I don't wanna give birth naturally for the reason that I don't want my vagina to be altered in any way.

 

But wouldn't that mean a mangled abdomen for the rest of life? Doesn't that leave pretty nasty scarring?

If you did let the kid drop normally, you could always have vaginal reconstruction surgery. It'd probably be easier than fixing the stomach, don't you think?

 

Thats a very risky procedure.

 

wow... just wow.

 

nah, C-sections nowadays can be done pretty neatly. anyways I would have to get one even if I didn't want to, my gyno was pretty clear about that. my hips are too narrow and I could have problems with my eyes as well (weird, I know, but being near-sighted and giving birth apparently could make you go blind - at least, in my case and my sister's)

 

Oh C section definately !

 

Ha..."Now that we're married, let me just break out the video camera...okay, pretend you're Paris Hilton...and we're done! Go eat some Hohos. I'll be on my computer. For the rest of my life."

Penny - if I have kids I'm freakin' adopting. I don't want babies coming out my vagina or a big slit in my stomach, thankyouverymuch. Grrrross.

 

what did those videos in health class scare you off?

 

i had two. i really really wish i hadn't. not only do i have a gigantic scar, but it took me FOREVER to recover AND since i'd been on bed rest with my babies, i didn't have the patience to stay there. it also tore my rectus muscles on my left side. i have no strength there and that side of my stomach still sags outward no matter how many ab exercises i do. it's horrible.

 

okay, so it's not a gigantic scar, but it's there, and the first was an emegency c-section after 3 days of labor. but still, avoid it if you can.

 

Really ?
Hmm....I dont think I'll have kids at all then.
Or I'll find the best doctor to perform a C section on me.