Why Olga Remains Essential

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by soulrebel51, Aug 23, 2005.

  1. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    Olga remains essential to the serious, scientific and
    sincerely surrealist aspects of the Guns and Dope Party.
    Personal liberty, scientific and medical freedom,
    the rights of Imagination: all these appear dead or dying under the
    tyranny of Tsarism, and we all need to fight back
    "by any means necessary."
    After all, this may become the last -- the very last -- battle
    for individual rights in this moribund Republic,
    before rampant medievalism closes down the democratic age.

    NONETHELESS, we all need Olga also. Without her, we
    might take ourselves -- and featherless biped politics
    in general -- too damned seriously, following
    the usual "slippery slope" downward from Ideology
    to Idiocy. We need the perspectives of our feathered
    cousins, no matter how weird they may sound at times.

    Thus, while we stand beside the NRA in strict
    adherence to the second amendment,
    we oppose what Jimmy Breslin called "poor usage of a revolver."
    We also oppose poor usage of napalm, bazookas, shrapnel,
    automatic rifles, nukes, etc. Common
    Errors in Usage of all of these seem rampant in the Tsarist
    States, not only by the Goober government there,
    but increasingly by the baffled and maddened citizens,
    which explains why we feel secession may become necessary.

    As the philosopher Claud William Dunkenfield [1889-1945] noted,
    "Sooner or later we must take the bull by the tail
    and look the facts in the face."
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    Guns & Dope, Forever!!!!!!!​
     
  2. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    The guns and dope party is great. :D
     
  3. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    Yeah. :D I don't fully remember posting this, though.. except for that bottom picture. :D
     
  4. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    It'd be nice if that shit really did work out. :D It would make a great change for the better in the country. :D
     
  5. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    Hell yeah, its a well-known fact that ostriches make better leaders than humans.


    :D
     

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