Why nice guys finish last - According to a woman

Praxi, my boy, You have some company. I got this from a short guy that works for me.


We short guys always seem to get the 'shaft' when it comes to the better things in life. At least, that's what the 'experts' tell us. More pay, better status, more promotions, more money, more women! Studies have shown that this is a truth. But, Y'know what, Tall Guys? You can have it. Why? Because you'll never know the meaning of hard work, determination, and fighting for what is essentially handed to you. As an intelligent, well-spoken, handsome (I think), fit, active, funny, sensitive, rough man the age of 36 and 5'7" (with Doc's on), never married, no kids (that I know of), I'm considered a freak. There, I said it. Don't believe me? Read this thread:

 

Well, guess what, Tall Guys, I don't want to be you, and actually pity you. You'll never strive to be stronger, quicker, or smarter than me. You'll never be sensitive, compassionate, or attentive to a woman, because you're TALL. That's all you need. You can treat a woman like shit, and she'll either finally get fed up, and leave you for another Tall Guy, or you'll trash her, knowing the next piece of ass is right around the corner, because 90% (maybe more! my guesstimate) of the female population does not want to date someone a) shorter than them, or b) even 2-4" taller. So here's a big to you, Tall Guy. I'm not a loud, noisy, compensating-for-my-height Napolean douchebag like many employers, or women think I am. I would like say I'm 'just like you', just shorter, but I'm not. I'm nothing like you. I AM faster, smarter, stronger, more compassionate, more sensitive, more attentive than you (and my dick ain't at all smaller than yours, Tall Guy), because 90%+ of the female population deems me insignificant, and I can't just con the next piece of ass that thinks you're better than me because you're, well, just tall. It's just a fact, and women believe what their instilled to believe. I can't change that, but I can continue to work hard to be so much more of a Great Man than you, Tall Guy, because you don't have to. I've always been self-conscious about my height, but I've ALWAYS been self-confidant in myself as a Great Man. So, you 90% of the Business, Political, Professional, Employment, Money, and Relationship fools that pass us SHRIMPS (Severely Height-Restricted Individuals of the Male Persuasion) up for the Tall Guys, I have one thing to say:

I feel sorry for you, because I am everything you ever wanted and/or needed...

...I'm just not a Tall Guy.
--C.J.

Oh, and:

 

and he's CUTE, TOO, ladies. that CJ, what a guy!

 

The guy will make some woman a very happy gal.

 

And how old is he ?

 

Ha! Thanks Dave.

I'm actually shorter than CJ: 5'6"

My best friend is tall as shit. I don't know what 6'4" maybe.

But I hang in there fine with him in the woman department. And I'm pickier than him.

P.S. I like the Napoleonic reference. But I don't know about said "studies." I'd have to know more.

I think short guys that don't attain a basic level of success in life probably have self-worth issues unrelated to their height.

OR, they are poor to begin with.

 

36
I know I know
yes it does beg the question 36 and no love yet.

 

I didnt say anything....

 

We decided here at work that the bonuses will be paid out directly related to height. This is good because I am the second tallest in the department.

 

I do though.
Poor bastard.

 

How tall are you if I may ask ?

 

LOL!

Don't be a seconds man, Dave!

 

Well the tallest guy is also the funniest and I think he deserves a lil more cash. Poor guy hasnt even got himself a girlfriend (and he's tall too). I'll help the guy out.

 

I am 5'11". I missed the 6' by that much ". Oh well I guess I have to fall back on talent. Pfffft so unfair.

 

I didn't read this whole thread, but I'll add my 2 cents anyway...

"Nice Guys" don't finish last, they just don't need to keep reassuring themselves by screwing numerous women.

 

Cool!

 

This is a good thought.

Although the opposite also exists:

Guys that need to reassure themselves by commiting to any woman who happens to fall in their lap.

 

5'11'' and youre the tallest guy? Well I guess Im used to tall people. My brother is 14 and 5'11''. The other men in my family are 6'4''?? How did I get stuck at 5'2'', Ill neve rknow.

 

second tallest.

 

Thats what I meant oops.