Why nice guys finish last - According to a woman

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Makaveli_Reborn, Jul 5, 2008.

  1. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Really ? I dont know...I like my men taller than me. Cause it feels more protective, if u know what I mean.
     
  2. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i know a guy shorter than me who only dates really tall women. i think it's an evolutionary thing: short guy wants tall kids. better odds if he dates women who are taller.
     
  3. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Yeah, but its also evolutionary for women to want taller men.
    Cause they're stronger, more protective and all that...
     
  4. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    hah if Cate gave you a chance you would be all over that like a fat kid on a bag of double stuffed oreos and you wouldn't put the bag down...and you would keep going back to 7-11 to get more and more and more, without ever going back to chips-a-hoy
     
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    this thread is really long... I did not read it all as I don't have that much patience..Though I will say that nice guys rule, even if people assume women don't like them (generalizations are fun!)...
     
  6. lode

    lode Banned

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    Chicks dig me because I'm sensitive.

    I care about you as a friend Kayla. :biggrin:
     
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Haha...

    If you want a woman's panties to come off faster then a Mach 5, tell then that you would be happy to pick them up tampons anytime they need some.. You'd be so in...
     
  8. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    I'll grab the icecream and chocolate instead. That works too and I dont have to suffer through the tampon biz.
     
  9. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    eh, anyone can get chocolate and icecream, it takes a real man to go the extra mile and get tampons, shows a dedicated side...Why be embarrassed about getting tampons, it's pretty obvious they are not for you..Plus if women see you getting tampons, you are god-like to them...I don't get embarrassed when I purchased jock-itch cream, even though it is for me...
     
  10. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    I but tampoons all the time for my chick. I just make sure I buy a jar of salsa at the same time. Stops any questions.

    Peace
     
  11. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    yeah. but what's the deal with going after really tall skinny guys? :cheers2:
     
  12. lode

    lode Banned

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    Well, I don't say that.

    But if you knew me, that really doesn't bother me. I'm an extremely chill guy most of the time.

    "I'm going to the store...

    You need tampons and beer?

    Okay."

    In fact, I recomend beer for PMS.

    Alcohol is a more effective analgesic than Tylenol. Beer is also a diuretic which helps with bloating.

    The physiological reason for emotional strain during PMS is primarily depletion of a neurotransmitter called GABA. It's an inhibitory (butamic acid) neurotransmitter, so it relieves anxiety, among other important roles.

    Women suffering from PMS have the same GABA inhibition associated with several syptoms including GAD or schizophrenia. I'm obviously not saying that PMS is like schizophrenia. I just thought it was intresting.

    Anyway, the way alcohol functions is by preventing the reuptake of a chain of GABA in the neuron. It releases more GABA (basically) which is a chemical which womens brains don't have sufficient amounts of during PMS.

    I guarentee it. :biggrin:
     
  13. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    SOOOOO TRUE!!! :cheers2:
     
  14. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    I dunno...They're just so cuuuuuute :D
     
  15. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    makes me all protective and stuff.
     
  16. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Another great reason to just keep woman drunk all the time. That way they don't care if you're nice or not.

    Peace
     
  17. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    not true. some of us get cranky.
     
  18. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    makes me cuddly and stuff.
     
  19. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    tall and skinny :(
     
  20. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    hahahaha.
     
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