Why, Just WHY?

always a good idea.

 

i know you meant to say

'can't be the time with your mama'

everyone loves their mom.

 

that's not true at all.

 

Most people do. After all, she did give life to you. No matter how unintended it was.

 

MY mom kicks ass. i'm thinking your's might kinda suck, judging from your personality and all.

 

Now fight nice... astute observational tidbits can only go so far... I'd hate to see such kind and civil exchange of ideas regress into an episode of Jerry Springer.

 

*sigh* but hardly anyone plays with me anymore!

*kicks rocks and mumbles to self mulishly*

 

True, but it takes a village to raise a child and folks need to assume leadership roles- sometimes by example. Our words are like toys we play with and a little rough play is good as long as it's given and taken in good humor. From time to time the rumpus room hosts a guest who has yet to grasp the bludgeoning effect that the spoken (or typed) word can have to stir things up past the bounds of orderly. Provoking what can only turn into a verbal slug fest is an invitation to create chaos for anyone unwilling or unable to measure their words.

If you wish, you may hurl verbal insults at me- I've grown quite accustomed to them both in real life and online.

 

that's no fun. i'm going to go mope now.

 

hey kc..i did once tell you i would be your punching bag, this still applies
yor mama is so fat when she sits around the house she really sits around the house!

there, i have in turn thrown the rock at you first giving you the right to hurl some back

 

i just have a hard time being mean to people i wanna have sex with. the mood has passed. there's just no getting it back.

i'll cut your mama down so low she's gonna have to wear a sign around her neck that says "don't spit, can't swim."

 

woah you wanna have sex with me?
i am flattered!

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

 

Yo mama so dirty when she jumps in the ocean she creates a bathtub ring... she so fat she makes a tsunami.

Yo mama so fat she doesn't cast a shadow, she makes an eclipse.

 

i'm telling my mom.

 

YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

 

I got a great woman, and I am not an asshole. Plus I am an obnoxious idiot.

Perhaps I am just too stupid to realize that she really isn't all that great.

Ignorance IS bliss.

 

indeed! ignorance is such bliss.

 

Uhm, it's a quote from Jerry Springer. Have a sense of humor kid.

 

Is there life on mars?

 

*sigh* did you not read the "amusing quote of the week?" part of my sig. it was funny. i laughed, i quoted.