They drew the lines all funny on the maps, and the KKK is terrible about asking for directions. Don't confuse them anymore than necessary with silly things like the truth.
You ain't creepy, America is creepy! One at a time, most people are pretty nice, while we're all flaming idiots in some way. Makes life a little too interesting from time to time. Just cause you KKK don't mean you can't get over it already and join the rest of the human race. Its not like people are all that picky.