Why English Women are too easy?

I work as a bartender in a holiday resort during the summer.(During the winter spend all of it in cheap eastern europe)So i meet millions of girls everyday.And just becuase of my so high sex drive i sleep with a lot of girl everyday.(I can't find women easly when im on holiday ,but when i work too easy) Usally most of the girls love me and flirt with me but english girls just take me to bed.Not even bed accuatly sometimes in toilet,sometimes in the sea,sometimes on the beach.It takes 5-10 mins for me to sleep with an english woman.The hardest english woman took my 1 day.And many times i get sex offers only from english woman.And most of them had boyfriends or husbands.Also a lot of older english women hit on me aswell.Girl from another countries like Russia or belgium are really hard.Takes days for me to get them to bed or most of them don't give a damn about me and they only have sex in bed not in toilet or in the sea lol.

I've never been to england so i don't know how are they like in England.Are they same England too?Or only in holiday resorts?And for the record English Women are very very good in bed.

i don't want to offend anyone but i just wanted to share this.

 

It's because of Shirley Valentine.

 

You must have good teeth.

 

Haha thats make sense,because part of my job i have to flirt with everywoman and smile all the time to make them drink more ,everybody says they love my cheeky smile

 

plus with a name like Jimi, well, no wonder the birds go wild.

:2thumbsup:

 

I think we need pics to truly evaluate this situation.

 

I thought everyone turned into sluts when on holiday?

 

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C/S,
Rev J

 

^^ That was my nickname in highschool ^^

What is it? I'll take it.
Who is he. I'll rape it.

 

Italians aren't. Maybe because in the area where I live in the mentality is pretty retrograde (you know, countryside vs cities)


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The English females are more sympathetic!

 

LOL, what?

You are complaining they'd rather have sex in a bed than in the toilet???

You sound quite the catch

 

i dont think our eastern european prodigy guitar playing friend was complaining that they rather have sex in a bed, i think he was just saying he can bust his nut quicker with an english girl. if there was a complaint in his STORY it was that if he can bang them and leave them in the toilet he is in position to pick up another one for 5 hours later when he is horny again.

 

Haha...bless, he can dream:sunny:

 

Sounds like a pretty sweet job.
I second the notion of pictures to see Jimi II in the Flesh.

 

Sounds like a pretty sweet job.
I second the notion of pictures to see Jimi II in the Flesh.

 

That's interesting. I've always heard that Russians and Ukrainians are good to go, the fame of easy Slavic girls spread all the world, but the English ...hmm.
I think when a girl is on holiday, she just wanna have fun and do some things she never does (or rarely does) in her everyday life.

 

When I go to Britain, or meet them at all in resorts, what strikes me most is how much they drink. I see even young people binge drinking, throwing up on streets, by pools, etc. I've never seen it in any other of the tens of countries I've visited. Britain has the highest rates of pregnancy among adolescents in Western Europe, last time I've seen these statistics. It could be related.

Their alcohol habit could be related to your experiences of British women being easier, too. Alcohol makes people less vigilant and critical when they're under the influence.

As long as all involved are consenting adults, why not?