Why does virginity matter?

Interesting term "lose".

If you found a stranger's lost virginity would you return it to them?

"I misplaced my virginity."

Similarly, if a woman gives her virginity to a guy, is he expected to return it to her or is it his forever, to replace the virginity which he lost?

Where does one store extra virginities, if one has them?

"If you engrave your drivers license number on your virginity, its less likely to be lost."

It gives you a whole new perspective on working at the lost and found window.

Riddle: What can be given only to someone who no longer has one of their own?

If I am given a virginity, should I, in turn, give it to my next partner?

 

...what??

 

I once saw an ad from a detective that said he could find anything. I called him to see if he could find my virginity. I never heard back.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

I think this is a fact that for some reason, is just beyond most people's comprehension... It's like they just can't fathom that there actually are some people who go through their whole lives never having sex.

As for the term "losing virginity", it's just a figure of speech, it's not meant to be taken literally. lol

 

Call me culturally insensitive but the whole Muslim thing about being greeted in heaven by 72 virgins just seems to me like 72 opportunities to have the worst sex ever.

Stay Brown,
Rev J