Why Do Ya Love the Poster Above?

because you are a little unusual--in a good way

 

Cause you're a lot unusual in a great way!

 

Because he is the ORIGINAL Captain Mono!

 

Becuase he's my online friend and I dont know much about him except that he lives in a cabin in the woods and his lover doesnt log on to hipforums.com anymore

 

Because he knows that I will never hesitate to offer advice on how to handle Asian women, no matter how unqualified I may be.

 

ha, oh man she broke up with me! And I called to apologize but during the conversation I told her to shut up, again! Oh wellI met another girl this week and was supposed to go out with her on Saturday but I cancelled the date She was beautiful too! But, still my ex fiance tried to get me to stop everything and come back to her, she was like crying and hugging me and grabbing my hair, and I think she kissed me but I can'y say that for sure, but today I realized that she was most likely doing that so that I wouldn't go out with the cute girl on Saturday because she is jealous of how she looks and she is one of the babysitters at my son's daycare so that pissed her off PRETTY bad. Yet, there is a girl I kind of fell for who works at Perkins, I blew her off because I met the girl at the daycare and she was nicer to me and has a little girl so I had more in common with her, like I got along easier with her and easier to be open and converse too. But I may go ask the Perkin's girl out this week, maybe tomorrow

 

Oh yea, I love that bull because he always brightens up peoples days with his funny yet true to heart advice

 

Well, good luck either way man. Too bad about the Asian girl though...

 

I know right?! She was so good looking too, she had kind of short hair, very nice and she had glasses, and she was almost as tall as me very nice, very cool too but I didnt really feel anything with her other than the normal happy stuff. I mean I like her but not enough. But that could also be because I need to get the ex out of my head for good.

 

I love the poster above....even though he is a bit mixed up in the head in the love dept. lol

 

Because he is a funny bitch.

 

Because she's so damn sexy!

 

Because he's a sexy bitch. hahaha

 

Because he is always right.

 

Because he is always tight. Sorry, couldn't pass it up.

 

Because he is always white.




VERY white.

 

Because he is always on at night.

ALWAYS on at NIGHT. Yes.

 

He makes my Spine Tingle...

 

She makes my trigger fingers twitch.

 

He is more Fascinating to Watch than Popping a Zit...