Why do they wear pants on Star Trek?

Why do they wear pants on the Enterprise? The whole place is climate controlled.

Why would they possibly bother with pants when aboard ship ?

 

How would they get any work done if everyone was half naked? Shatner's bulge on display, Uhura and her silk panties. How is anyone supposed to concentrate on flying a spaceship when this is going on?

Dude, think before you ask these questions

 

It would become normal of course. Like on a nudist beach.

 

Soon As I Read The Title Of This Thread.........Before I Read The "Author"........I Thought "ASMO".....



Cheers Glen.

 

But until it did...

Also, what if Spock goes commando? Ever think of that? Huh?

 

1st season Data was basically Tasha's sex doll

 

If he uses a condom, is that considered Vulcanized Rubber?

 

I am now but am I missing something obvious? I don't know why that would be more problematic than a human crew member. Does he has three dicks or something?

 

I don't always make threads but when I do they're about existential matters like this.

 

I dont know. I've never seen a single episode of this show and I've exhausted the character names I know. I'm struggling to participate. I literally have no idea what's happening

 

LOL...Good One...



Cheers Glen.

 

No pants saturday is what's happening! And that's an order.

 

They wear pants because the male crew members would look ridiculous in skirts. Duh

 

What if they'd wear kilts? This is only a hypothetical question as the order of the captain still stands (naturally i would say)!

 

Tis Sunday Here In OZ.......But I'm Pleased To Say I Am "Obeying" That Order Captain.....TMI..??...



Cheers Glen.

 

Well, It was expected. Otherwise you would have been thrown in the brick for disobeying a captain's order.

 

so warp 9 doesn't disconfigure their genitals.

 

Define disconfigure, ensign Coon.

 

I think the OP just wants to see everyone's private parts.

 

listen man, the 60's skirt thing is over okay. women wear the pants now.