Why do men have nipples?

The real question here is not the nipples, but why do men grow actual boobies?

 

OMG that's the hottest thing ever! Thanks mitten, it's because of you I have found my new masturbation material.. Thanks Mitten, you're a true friend! He's got flapjack nips!

 

I thought you would especially love the chest acne...and I can only imagine what treasures he holds under those furry pancakes...

 

Haha, oh god I can't take the suspense of it all...
I...must...resist..the..urge...to..rub...my...face in those beauties...

I wonder if he can hold a pencil under them...

 

I am guessing he can hold many pencils under those mountains of joy...

 

"mountains of joy" I love reading your typed words for they make me feel complete...

I love his "pouty face"...Do you think he tries to put his weiner between his boobies..eh, okay, I've gone too far

 

This is one of my phobias actually.

 

The boobs or his pouty face, or squeezing your boobs whilist making a pouty face and then posting the picture on the net..?

 

Has to be squeezing my boobs whilist making a pouty face and then posting a picture on the internet.

I think I have just conquered one of my biggest fears!

 

I think I'm scarred for life. thanks guys.

 

...mmmm moobs....squeezealicious!

.. I have no idea what's going on here.. Sorry big picture, but it was worth it...

 

And I thought I had perfect moobs , that guy puts me to shame.

 

Shroom, that guy looks like he is going to eat that baby...he reminds me of Silence of the Lambs...

 

It puts the lotions on it's skin.


That is one creepy ass picture.

 

That picture is really me... I stole that baby out of a dumpster...

 

oh oops... in that case, ur Hawt!!

 

Yeah, keep talking maybe you'll tell me something I already don't know... Do you know how long it took for me to sit still in that picture without touching and grabbing my own moobs, it was extremely difficult, the urge was too much... Pfft, don't hate people, just admire...

 

i'm very disappointed in you. did you let the artist airbrush out your hairy moles and oozing pustules?

 

Not hating the player baby, oh noooo.

 

Yeah, I reluctantly did.. They said it might scare people or something, or cause an epidemic of continous vomiting, so I said okay. And now I feel so dirty to have just given in like that What is the world coming to...