Why do I take a shower before going to the gym?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Posthumous, Mar 23, 2008.

  1. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Isn't that like washing your hands before you take a piss?
     
  2. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    well, i know some who shower to warm up the muscles...however, that can be fixed with a proper active warm up

    maybe you don't want to smell?
     
  3. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Yeah maybe it's vanity, but I don't really sweat much at all, and what comes out of my pores smells like daffodills away. [​IMG]

    Some women put on so much makeup to workout it's ridiculous.
     
  4. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    those ladies aren't really doing much anyways for the most part haha - they want to look cute...and then they get mad when guys want to look at them
     
  5. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Yeah, but nothing irritates them more than when you ignore them completely.
     
  6. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i do ignore them...but then again, they're usually never even close to where i am in the gym, so i only see them when i go for water breaks or do somethign in the hall with DBs
     
  7. Michael Savage

    Michael Savage Member

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    Washing your hands before you take a piss actually isn't a bad idea (if you're a guy). Especially if you're out in public and have been touching a lot of things. There are a lot of germs out there!
     
  8. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Hahahaha...Thats the biggest truth ever !
     
  9. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    I use to shower before hockey and shit.. and after.
     
  10. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    ya. like wiping your ass before you take a shit. or thinking before you speak. none of which make sense.
     
  11. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    a girl gets noticed - in my eyes - when shes lifting heavy...so i go over and smack her ass and say good job
     
  12. secret_agent_amanda

    secret_agent_amanda Member

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    I make it a point to be unshowered when I go to the gym. The best feeling ever is going from horribly unclean, to a line from an outkast song. ^_^
     
  13. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    I dont even shower AFTER the gym
     
  14. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i gotta shower after the gym
    get the chalk off and aide recovery
     
  15. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    I don't usually wash my hands after I take a piss, unless I piss on myself, which is a pretty rare thing. :D The only thing I touch is my zipper anyway, and there ain't no cooties on there. And I don't ever touch any flush handles cept maybe to kick em with my foot.
     
  16. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    hhaha fitz you do NOT smack their asses. Thats so hilarious to visualize. I dont go to the gym because I cant afford it. Ive been doing free weights workouts at hom to this video. its amazing and i love it. my butt is gonna be so tight hahaha
     
  17. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i do smack a few girls asses. they are girls i know. haha i wouldn't do it to a random girl ahah

    i like leaving a chalk handprint :tongue:
     
  18. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    Thats fun. I would like to rock a chalk handprint.
     
  19. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I don't have the money for a gym membership right now. When I used to go I never showered before mainly because I would run over there on my way home from school. I always shower after a workout. I hate feeling sweaty.
     
  20. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i'm glad...because i'd definitely give youa good game :D
     

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