Why do girls like guys with issues?

No, you made a general statement.

 

money causes issues bro. they pretty much go hand in hand.

 

You don't understand how this works, bird.
People who say they aren't crazy usually are.
People who think they are crazy are normal folks who don't realize other people think the same way, but just don't talk about it.
I have thought for years there was something completely wrong with me. But, folks tell me all the time to stop thinking it because if I was actually crazy, they'd surely have me locked up.
It's perfectly normal for you to want crappie's penis.
Don't sweat it, main'.

 

ah you live on earth too

 

I understand how this world works, I just do not understand.

 

where do you find this girls bird? i don't think i know any chick that likes a dude with issues where I stay at. that no drama yadada is pretty deep here.

 

I find them pretty much everywhere. They seem to be suckers for crybaby guys with problems, as small and unimportant as they seem to be.

I am going to create me an issue.

 

Now, this comment is brilliant. I'm not being sarcastic.
This is exactly how I feel, the majority of the time.
I understand how the world works. I just don't understand why the hell it works that particular way.
The world is royally fucked up. You see, that's the problem.
We hip forumers are normal. The rest of the world has serious issues.
Some of 'em even come here and try to unload their issues on us.
But, we weed them out, because we are a non violent community.
Plus, we don't need any more competition over crappie's penis.

 

I had a penis in my mouth one time and that was also the last time. Well, other than my own that is.

 

Was it --God--'s?

 

ok now I get where you're comming from. it's like the dude in a strip club pretending he just broke up with his girlfriend to get a free lap dance.

 

No, it was not a virtual one. I like to try everything.

 

Yes, something like that indeed.

 

Word
Or even, to give it a twist, to know that they can relate to you.

I've dated guys who were unable to relate to being a little offbalance sometimes, who couldn't open themselves enough to share their issues. Everyone has insecurities and issues, it's part of human nature. It's a question of how open you are with your problems, rather than being extraordinarily damaged. Folks who can't talk about their problems (in my experience at least) look down on those of us who are able to recognize them and need to talk them out a lot

or at least, that's my rambling take on it.

 

The only problems you have are in your own mind.
Ofcourse society disagrees, so instead we just agree with society.

 

Wouldn't the World be a far better place if they were to all suddenly vanish?

Cool thought...

 

i have no patience for guys with issues. or girls. not in a relationship. i can sympathize, empathize, relate and discuss, but i don't want someone with issues taking up my issue-time in a relationship.

 

welcome to my ex's attitude that made him, well, hard to talk about problems with.

 

There is a huge difference between a way of thinking and the 'reality' of daily life. Personally, I think people who think more outside the box and for themselves instead of what people tell them to think are easier to talk to about anything. Just not always in a regular way.

 

I just can't believe Bird had a penis in his mouth. I did not see that coming at all.