Why do ambulances always take off you’re socks

I am indeed not socks

 

Are you doing ok now?

 

What are you taking about

 

Lmao one of the one on the ambulance was a short hot girl but she look disappointed every time shelll peak and see my feet look like she was trying ignore it.
Then the doctor and nurse were also females. But they were cool.

 

Not exactly I wan in the hospital but I can’t put on my shoes because it’s to swollen it doesn’t fit.

 

I now think it's sexy when a hot girl looks at my feet.

 

I know I feel the same way. When a girl sees my feet

 

Thread title.

The eternal you're/your

 

Isn't that funny, your foot shyness returned briefly when you least expected it, as in the case of your accident.

 

I know I’m still planning to get completely over this on the end of this month my friend she’s a girl has agreed to meet me and take my shoes and leave me barefoot at a hotel.

 

Who OPs and yes it’s Hilarous, but humiliating lol

 

Cool! Be sure to tell us how it went down. This will be interesting.

 

I bet it socked.

 

Thats what I worry about most when I get hit by a car

 

Socks are important, every time there's a tornado I gotta put the rocks in my socks so I don't lose them too.

 

weird

around here they have computers and gadgets to measure vitals ..

most of it is done right off a finger ...oxygen levels/pulse rate/ etc all from a finger sensor

 

I think therefor I'm socks

 

They wanted to see if you had 11 toes.

 

The law of conservation of energy only applies to the "stretched horizon" located one Planck length beneath every black hole's event horizon. In other words, ordinary objects like socks do not completely obey the law of conservation of energy and, as a result, can sometimes vanish without warning in your dryer. By the emergency medical personal removing your socks, they increase your enthalpy and maximum entropy production and, hopefully, your vital signs as well. Of course, at the risk of losing more socks to the nearest black hole.

 

Pretty sure that's gonna be the most bullshit I read today. Lol.