Why did the hippie drown?

Why did the hippie drown? He had too little experience with taking baths.

 

We call those Oppies, that's the short name for Other people's smokes.

"What brand of smokes do you smoke?" "I only smoke Oppies, cheapest brand on the market." "Really? Cool"

Or there is Rollies, the ones you roll with tubes. TMs, tailor mades, or also called those wrapped in gold and silver because of the lines on the filters. Pinners, the kind you roll in papers instead of tubes and they are really thin. Looks like a joint, usually a little thicker then most joints, depending on how long the smoker wants his Pouch to last him.

 

A hippie was asked whether he preferred grass or astro-turf to which he replied, "I dunno know. I've never smoked astro-turf!"