Why Did the Hippie Cross the Road? :)

Because it is his true path in Life.

Aaaaaaooooommmmmm.

 

That commercial was so raciest. Pollution is bullshit no matter what race you are. Motherfuckers.

 

To get away from people with bad vibes.

 

to join up with cat stevens and perform salah..

 

That's where he parked his VW van.

 

To stick his thumb out and go to San Francisco.

 

Later that day another hippie showed up when the sign said DON'T WALK and he crossed the street anyway as an act of civil disobediance!

 

Because that's where John Lennon was

 

Well after smokin' that doobie, I can't remember...
or even care.

 

because he left his weed on the other side.

 

to get to the other side. which was greener. i think...

 

It was the sunny side of the street.

 

That's where they were selling Tie Dye shirts

 

i like:

"who else would follow a chicken?"

 

Because the marijuana dispensary was on the other side

 

He was tired of Height, and was curious what going on over on Ashbury.

 

to get to the bag of green on the otherside

 

I there was a road there?

 

to see how many roads must a man walk across before they can call him a man

 

heh :hurray: