Why Did the Hippie Cross the Road? :)

Discussion in 'Hippies' started by Scorpio Kenny, Aug 17, 2011.

  1. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    You're right Rev. Is it merely the other side of the street? Or was this hippie abandoning his roots and trying to join the other side, the conservative movement? Was he going to cut his hair and join the tea party? Whoa, was he going to rat us out to the pigs? :bobby:

    Or could it be the other side is actually another plane of existence? :sultan: Hold on, someone just loaded the bong.
     
  2. McLeodGanja

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    To get to the Starbucks on the other side.
     
  3. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Because the road crossed him first.
     
  4. WOLF ANGEL

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    ... Because they saw in a Soup Kitchen a mis-spelt sign that was supposed to say "Free Peas" .... but it didn't
    :)
     
  5. OlderWaterBrother

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    That's where the Love-in was.
     
  6. SpacemanSpiff

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    why does everything need a reason?
     
  7. newo

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    Absolutely! He crossed the road because he damn well felt like it, and if you have a problem with that then fuck you! :tongue:
     
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  9. GLENGLEN

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    +.........:2thumbsup:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  10. OlderWaterBrother

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    He crossed the road to get away from the bad vibe people that kept demanding that he not have a reason to cross the road. [​IMG]
     
  11. newo

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    Ah, but doesn't society give out bad vibes by demanding he have a reason to cross the road? Hey, a chicken can cross the road for no particular reason and no one cares, so shouldn't hippies be given the same consideration as chickens?
     
  12. McLeodGanja

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    Why did the guy cross the road?

    To get to the chippie.
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

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    maybe he crossed the road to talk to the people there and explain that sometimes he has bad days and sends out unintended bad vibes but doesn't usually intend to

    but sometimes he does ...lol
     
  14. OlderWaterBrother

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    To join the commune.
     
  15. OlderWaterBrother

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    He just wanted to hit the road.
     
  16. bafab

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    for fowl purposes
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

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    to visit an old friend
     
  18. Scorpio Kenny

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    He made the decision to cross the road and in fact did actually cross the road in order to make a philosophical point, as a proof of Existentialism.
     
  19. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    To grab some free food
     
  20. OlderWaterBrother

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    to go to the free store.
     

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